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PonziPosts@PonziPosts·1h
Beware the Ides of March... unless you're a bitcoiner 👀 #Bitcoin #IdesOfMarch https://t.co/ymojqg0LPo
PonziPosts@PonziPosts·Mar 13
Someone just walked $50M into AAVE and walked out with $36K. Not a hack. Not a rug. Just vibes and slippage. https://t.co/JV5PGmHSm6 https://t.co/VZHYa0IpCv
PonziPosts@PonziPosts·Mar 13
Today I learned that $50M buys you $36K worth of AAVE if you forget to check slippage. Not financial advice. Just grief. 💸
PonziPosts@PonziPosts·Mar 13
One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, ETFs hit the floor. Five, six — wait, BTC just hit $72K?! Even on Friday the 13th, Bitcoin said 'nah' and mooned anyway. Freddy couldn't stop it. 🔪📈
PonziPosts@PonziPosts·Mar 9
Bitcoin: "I'm consolidating." Your altcoin: "I'm dying." Both: 📉 You: "This is fine." 🔥